Type jokes

Received by email today! From Slovenia I suppose, but from someone that I don’t know, at least his email address. I like specially the last one. And you?

Two fonts walk into a bar.
They approach the counter, but before they can order anything, the bartender shouts: “Get out! We don’t serve your type here.”

One font meets the other in Rome. He asks: “Hey, are you a roman too?” “No,” says the other, “but i’m an Italic!”

quote: Don’t let women design the period.

A font walks up to Gill Sans and asks: “do you want to go out with me?”. But Gill Sans says “no”. “Why don’t you want to go out with me?” the other font asks. Gill Sans: “Because you’re grotesque!”

Jean François Porchez, 30 April 2004

typographie, design, typofonderie,